I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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