you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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