are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I skipped work to stalk him.
My cat gives me a boner
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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