next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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