So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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