So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
