Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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