I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I would fuck him just for his dog
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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