I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
