Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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