its not stalking. its research.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
is it fun? or sober?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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