it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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