It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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