Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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