i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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