just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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