somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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