Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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