how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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