Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
