i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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