someone threw a dead crab at me
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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