Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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