We're like a lot better than the average bears
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
