these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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