I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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