Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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