4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I think im going to throw up on grandma
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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