I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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