im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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