Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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