..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
it's great music for shaving your balls
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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