Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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