And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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