i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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