If i come over, it means nothing
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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