brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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