All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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