I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize