sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I AM VODKA MAN
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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