shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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