Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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