You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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