My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I had to cum in my sink.
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