i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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