wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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