Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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