jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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