she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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