its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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