Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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