fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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