This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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