just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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