That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My balls are so social today.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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