Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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