they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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